𝕆ℙ𝔼ℕ & 𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝔽𝕃𝕆𝕎;

[roseapothecary]

𝔻𝔸𝕍𝕀𝔻 ℝ𝕆𝕊𝔼

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[roseapothecary]

🤨

Don't EVEN go there.
I'll throw up.

[cleanmouth]

😗

No, David, all I'm trying to say is that he's probably still alive.
I wasn't even thinking about...going there.
I mean I'm thinking about it now

You were starting to say something earlier? Something embarrassing...?

[roseapothecary]

Don't even tell me that!!

I'm sure I have no idea what you're referring to.
None.

[cleanmouth]

Oh so you'd rather continue talking about Alexis' inappropriately-aged rebound?

[roseapothecary]

Um

Not unless you'd like to consider your rebound options.

[cleanmouth]

No, no I would not. Besides I distinctly remember being told that there was no backing out now.

[roseapothecary]

Well, then

I'm glad you have a good memory.

[cleanmouth]

Well it helps that my fiancé says a lot of memorable things.

[roseapothecary]

We aren't going to be able to use that word for very much longer, you know.

[cleanmouth]

Better make the most of it, huh?

Although I've gotta say, I'm really looking forward to being able to use the other word.

[roseapothecary]

It's... it's hard to believe.

...Isn't it?

[cleanmouth]

Yeah. A lot of pieces had to fall into place for us to get here. When I think about my old life and what it would've been like if I had stayed...or if you guys hadn't lost everything and ended up here, we never would've met.

We're lucky. I feel lucky, anyway.

just saw the gifs on patrick's journal info, am wheezing

[roseapothecary]

You make it really hard to be sarcastic and dismissive, you know.

Sometimes it hurts being this in love.

Like...
I just ache when you're not around. I sit there and ache.

How have you done this to me?

whatcha doin' in there hmm? ahah ngl they crack me up every time I look at them

[cleanmouth]

I'll take that as a compliment.

Oh David. I know what you mean though. We spend almost every day together and most nights together and I still miss you when you're not around. It's like I can't get enough of you.

I can't tell if that's meant in an awestruck kind of way or a "make it stop" kind of way.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[roseapothecary]

I'll never understand how you feel the same way.

THAT'S the miracle.

You can't?

:|

[cleanmouth]

I know you've been lead to believe otherwise but you're not hard to love, David.

Texting has the disadvantage of not being able to go off of your facial expressions.

🙃

[roseapothecary]

I...
Sometimes even I feel like I am, though?

What do you mean?
Am I expressive or something?

:'|

[cleanmouth]

Like when? Give me an example.

Now that I'm pretty sure is more sarcastic than dismissive. Still a little bit dismissive though.

??

[roseapothecary]

Um, I'm not writing my own bad resume for you.

Clearly I'm doing well enough without spelling it out.

i just wanna knooow

[cleanmouth]

Oh we're well past resumes. If anything it'd be more like a performance review.

If you say so, David. I'm not going to push, but I've gotta say it doesn't sit well with me that my fiancé thinks that about himself.

look i play david, the nosy character trait is a crossover o k

[roseapothecary]

Ok then, so
If it was a performance review?

What would my grade be, boss?

:'|

[cleanmouth]

Well uh. We're looking at a few benchmarks here.

Following the dress code.
Collaboration and teamwork.
Effective communication.
Attention to detail.
Finishing your work on time.

Considering your past performances in these areas, I'd say you're well overdue for a promotion.

a m i m i s s i n g S o M e T h I n G ?

[roseapothecary]

So you're saying I get A's?

Wait
Considering my past performances??

no no just ignore me IT'S ALL GOOD

[cleanmouth]

No, there's no letter grades.

Well I can't review future performances.
...If there are any.

👀

[roseapothecary]

And what is that supposed to mean?

My promotion means you're stuck with me. So.