𝕆ℙ𝔼ℕ & 𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝔽𝕃𝕆𝕎;

[roseapothecary]

𝔻𝔸𝕍𝕀𝔻 ℝ𝕆𝕊𝔼

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[cleanmouth]

Give me a minute.

Maybe I'm a trendsetter.
That's not the same thing as loving why I chose to wear something you hated.

[roseapothecary]

Same.
Looking for a door that locks.

Oh, PLEASE.
That's not the same as... what??

[cleanmouth]

Where are you?

Maybe you just don't get it.
That's what you said! I want to hear the explanation.

[roseapothecary]

Not at your place, that's for sure.

Oh I get it! I'm not saying you don't look good, babe.
In fact, I'm saying the opposite and you better know that.

[cleanmouth]

Will you be at my place tonight?
Trying to decide how much to show you now versus later. In person.

Oh we're doing babe now?
That I know, although it's always nice to hear again, but it still seemed like you were trying to say something else...?

[roseapothecary]

I will be at your place before we are finished with this conversation.
So show me. As much as you legally can.

No, we're not. I regretted it instantly. Even in text form, it's incorrect.
Just like your assumptions.

[cleanmouth]

I thought you were finding a door with a lock?
Not that I'm complaining.
Why do you think I would show you something illegal? What do you think this kink is?

[And that's not just a semi-rhetorical question. Based off of pictures alone it's going to require some guesswork: in the first, Patrick's seated at his tiny home office, the end of a ballpoint pen tapped to his lips which are swollen red as if he's been biting them. The second picture is of the bottom half of the desk and the floor, which at first glance maybe seems like a mistake, but upon closer inspection it's obvious that Patrick's legs are suggestively splayed underneath the desk.]

Okay, baby.
Just checking.

[roseapothecary]

I'm just saying, don't get naked in public because we don't have bail money to waste.

[ And then, after a pause: ]

Oh, my god.
Are you really playing kink PICTIONARY with me right now??

[cleanmouth]

Yeah, that was never on the table.

[Well that reaction isn't what he'd been going for...

A few minutes pass, and then a few more before--]

I guess I don't know what exactly you were asking me to show you.

[roseapothecary]

[ Did he ruin it? David isn't good at waiting and he doesn't make Patrick wait for a reply in return when he finally gets one. ]

I'm just saying, if you want me to suck you off under your desk, all you have to do is ask.

And get me a Tylenol for my neck afterward.

[ Or was he asking for the reverse? David still isn't sure. ]

[cleanmouth]

[Weeell... Seems like there was a miscommunication. Or maybe not? Patrick doesn't have a lot of experience with sexting and clearly he's not a natural so that's thoroughly embarrassing and pretty much all he can think about at this point.]

That's not what I was trying to show you. I should've known this wasn't going to work.

I'm sorry, David, but I'm not in the mood for anything like that.

[roseapothecary]

[ Well, now David is definitely pouting. ]

Sweetyyyy
How are you going to get any better if you don't practice?

What's the matter?
:(

[cleanmouth]

[David has to wait a good 10 minutes before this gets sent:]

I'm sorry, did you really just tell me that I need to practice sending you pictures that are attempting to convey a newfound, nuanced desire of mine?

Because that's what I thought you wanted me to show you.

I'm mortified, David, that's what's the matter. I put myself out there and I feel like I fell flat on my face.

[roseapothecary]

[ David isn't good at waiting and to say he's shocked and upset when he finally does get the messages is a bit of an understatement. ]

Oh my GOD??
Sweetheart.
Meet me at home so I can shake you and then kiss you.

[cleanmouth]

[The last thing he wants to do is face David right now -- no doubt his face is a shade of pink that he can't even hope to hide -- but he knows that urge to distance himself is exactly the reason why they need to come together to settle this.]

I'm home, I haven't gone anywhere.

[Although he will be standing as far away from that desk as physically possible, which just so happens to be in the kitchen.]

[roseapothecary]

Don't leave.

[ Because he knows Patrick is considering it. David was already on his way home but now he fidgets anxiously the whole way there, upset because he knows that for some reason, even though they were just playing around, Patrick is upset.

And that's upsetting. Because sex is supposed to be fun.

He comes through the door like a whirlwind and has four or five kisses pecked around Patrick's mouth and jaw before Patrick has a hope of pushing him away. ]

Ummmmmm? Baby? Literal love of my life? My buttoned-up protestant darling?

[ He clings to him around the waist, grabs him by the shirt. Shakes him. ]

Relax.