roseapothecary | 𝕆ℙ𝔼ℕ & 𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝔽𝕃𝕆𝕎;

𝕆ℙ𝔼ℕ & 𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝔽𝕃𝕆𝕎;

𝔻𝔸𝕍𝕀𝔻 ℝ𝕆𝕊𝔼

[ zings 6 from here. ]

Murder seems like more of a night five activity to me.

[ Oh. My god. David drops his phone like it's burned him when he realizes that the person who has just answered him is not Alexis like he'd planned.

How many people have had spontaneous heart attacks brought on by panic in their 30s? David almost becomes a statistic. ]

Oh my god.

I'm sorry that was for my sister.
Um.

I guess you know I had a nice time, then?

[ Would a sarcasm-induced heart attack technically be manslaughter?

This is cute. Very cute, though part of him wonders what Alexis' verdict would have been on the matter. ]

Norman Bates vibe notwithstanding?

[ It's all the button-downs and sweaters, right. The khakis. The clean-mouth. ]

I hoped you had a nice time.
I know I did.

Oh, please.
Like you could hide your mother's corpse successfully with Ray around.

[ He can't un-hear that association, though. He wants to make a joke about a stabbing in a shower. Don't make a joke about a stabbing in a shower, David. Don't scare him off. ]

If you're into the whole crossdressing thing, though... 😉

[ Damn it, David. ]

You did?
How nice?

[ HE CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE RAY OF IT ALL. ]

😳
Maybe that's also more of a night five activity.

[ It's not a no! Very few things would be a no, with David. Across those two nights, Patrick has likely already told David that he doesn't know what he's into, not really. It's a recently jump-started thing — and, yeah, it's nice. ]

The best.

[ 100% sincere. ]

I'm kidding!
I'm mostly kidding.

[ David isn't tactless. He's going slow. He loves how wide-eyed and open Patrick has been about it all. It's just that sometimes he can't help his mouth getting the better of him and teasing Patrick back is like a little high. ]

I love how you always look like you're ready for a meeting.
Even in the morning.

Mostly.

[ Despite what others might assume, David has patience — for selective use. ]

Really?
Are you just saying that so you can be my 5 o’clock?

[ this is a formal date request ! ]

I wasn't, but...
Good to know you're susceptible to flattery.

[ Like David can talk. ]

Wait, really?
Like, today?

[ He's still checking every corner, waiting on pins to see what's wrong with this perfect guy. Everything makes David anxious, including, apparently, being treated well. ]

If today works.
It could be tomorrow, if you have plans.

[ Is he walking the line between eager and too eager? Patrick only has a straightforward setting. ]

No!
I mean, yes, today is good.
I mean I don't have plans, no.

[ No, David, no, it's the phone messages all over again, stop!! ]

What were you thinking?

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tfln.

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honestly i would have loved to see them at ray's more, omg

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