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roseapothecary) wrote2025-09-27 12:01 am
roseapothecary) wrote2025-09-27 12:01 am
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Like you could hide your mother's corpse successfully with Ray around.
[ He can't un-hear that association, though. He wants to make a joke about a stabbing in a shower. Don't make a joke about a stabbing in a shower, David. Don't scare him off. ]
If you're into the whole crossdressing thing, though... π
[ Damn it, David. ]
You did?
How nice?
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Maybe that's also more of a night five activity.
[ It's not a no! Very few things would be a no, with David. Across those two nights, Patrick has likely already told David that he doesn't know what he's into, not really. It's a recently jump-started thing β and, yeah, it's nice. ]
The best.
[ 100% sincere. ]
honestly i would have loved to see them at ray's more, omg
I'm mostly kidding.
[ David isn't tactless. He's going slow. He loves how wide-eyed and open Patrick has been about it all. It's just that sometimes he can't help his mouth getting the better of him and teasing Patrick back is like a little high. ]
I love how you always look like you're ready for a meeting.
Even in the morning.
ONE MILLION YRS LATE!! HELLO!!!
[ Despite what others might assume, David has patience β for selective use. ]
Really?
Are you just saying that so you can be my 5 oβclock?
[ this is a formal date request ! ]
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Good to know you're susceptible to flattery.
[ Like David can talk. ]
Wait, really?
Like, today?
[ He's still checking every corner, waiting on pins to see what's wrong with this perfect guy. Everything makes David anxious, including, apparently, being treated well. ]
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It could be tomorrow, if you have plans.
[ Is he walking the line between eager and too eager? Patrick only has a straightforward setting. ]
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I mean, yes, today is good.
I mean I don't have plans, no.
[ No, David, no, it's the phone messages all over again, stop!! ]
What were you thinking?