𝕆ℙ𝔼ℕ & 𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝ𝔽𝕃𝕆𝕎;

[roseapothecary]

𝔻𝔸𝕍𝕀𝔻 ℝ𝕆𝕊𝔼

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stalking ur david around bakerstreet, found him on a tfln

[albuquerque]

[ cont'd from here: #9! ]

..........wow ok
and this chick wanting 2 send u nudes is a problem bcozzz...???

👀🌹 bless this inevitable mess

[roseapothecary]

[ you mean #8, right?? ]

The nudes aren't the problem!!
UnLESS
She doesn't know how to find her light or something.

It's the caveat.
Like I'm some kind of sexual GERIATRIC.

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

[albuquerque]

[ ooc LMAO SHIT yes i meant #8 dkjfgdfg ]

ok no offense yo
but if u clenched ur uptight asshole any tighter than it already is, it would probably collapse in on itself and form a black hole
so, sounds to me like she's getting the exact reaction outta u that she was expecting 2 get
except ur bitchin at me about it instead

💀💀💀

[roseapothecary]

EXCUSE YOU.
You keep my collapsed asshole out of your mouth.

[ and that's... that's a thing that was just said. ]

You are MISSING the point and I am not surprised.
'Bitching'?
Who's bitching?
She's instigating!
You're both instigating!!

😘 😘 😘

[albuquerque]

wow
that's alotta words for "i'm super gay"

💀💘💀💘💀

[roseapothecary]

W o w
YOURSELF
you nasty little chihuahua!

If I CARED
I'd explain how wrong you are.

🔥 😈🔥 😈🔥

[albuquerque]

sure ok
whatever u say, queer eye

[ Jesse feels maybe just a little mean because David is so... weirdly innocent? And clueless? About pretty much everything? It'd be almost adorable if he wasn't also such a little bitch about everything.

Still. Watching him get worked up is super funny. ]

👿🥀

[roseapothecary]

[ David just sends back a .gif of a boozy Real Housewife from Wherever City giving Jesse the finger. 🖕

Then, later: ]

In the end, she never even sent any.
Can you believe it?